Slide this desk mat under your keyboard and let it quietly say what you can't — a small, wry confession in clean serif lettering on a warm cream backdrop. The smooth neoprene surface gives your wrists a comfortable place to rest and keeps pens, notebooks, and coffee mugs from sliding across the page. Hemmed edges and vivid, fade-resistant printing mean the message stays crisp through long workdays, study sessions, and late-night creative sprints. It’s the kind of subtle office humor that fits on a tidy workspace and gives a little nod to anyone who’s juggling deadlines, home routines, or schoolwork.

Product features
- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps the mat firmly in place
- Vibrant, fade-resistant print for crisp lettering and color
- Durable hemmed edges to prevent fraying
- Versatile surface for typing, writing, and crafting
- Available in three sizes to suit desktops and laptop stations

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.